(如果不想看我打的英文可以直接拉到下面看我另外打的中文)
Hello my people from Bao country just wanna show u guys the animation for the motions test of the pets Niku and Baku, and the super fierce attack motion of the Director Bao character. hopefully the game can be released without a hitch next month.
if it has decent sales I’m gonna have a talk with the engineers and the animators to have them add a bunch of bs functions.
And if everything goes well I’m gonna add in the “A-pei character that everyone loves so much, and there’ll also be a giant-sized Tibetan Mastiff : king of fat u can have as a pet.
I’ll let everyone know when it’s released.
There were people that used to look down on me, thinking that I ain’t worth shit being only able to draw.
I’ve encountered a self-centered, conceited mofo before during work,She was all saying that she wanted to collab with me to make a game but all she really wanted to do was to use my rep to do her own thing.
That fucking asshole thought she was the shit and everyone should bow down to her ass. She has fucking broken English skills but she was all like “I’m the fucking greatest in the world.”
She used to talk about how her mom opened up an English cram school for her, some shits about her studying abroad in England for fucking 9 weeks and that she’s da shit for doing so, and also she kept bragging that even the CEO thinks her English is very good.
But guess what tho, her retarded ass can’t even speak or write in proper English. She fucking not only spoke with a retarded accent but her grammar is all over the place, but yet she had the balls to bitch and laugh at others when they make a mistake in English, saying shit like “Didn’t that guy study in England, how come his writings are crap?”
And she would even use onomatopoeia phrases like “ewww” or “eek” or “ouch” to prove that her English is “authentic.”
U know what tho, if ur English is that good there’s no fucking need for u to show off like this or use berate others.
One time, I had enough and wrote a long ass complaint to the boss(About work stuff), that made her shut up for good cause the fucking retard wasn’t able to understand a word of that letter.
That bitch thought she’s better than everyone else and she’s not shy to it.
What’s make matters worse is that she hates dogs cause she thinks dogs are filthy animals.
When my dog Baku passed away she made some nasty remarks that I’ll never forgot and forgive her.
Honest to God I’ve never seen this kind of worthless piece of scum in life, that fucktard is the really the worst kind of piece of crap that I’ve ever met in my life.
Oh yea that stupid-ass motherfucking retard even once said that she was gonna work in Europe, but it’s all bs cause she aint even passed the job interview.
My violin teacher knows this retard too. My violin teacher was like: “dang girl this is hands down the worst kind of bitch being on earth”
Sorry for typing all this shit, just couldn’t stop once I got started.
I hope everyone supports the game that is about to be released.
My colleagues in Europe and I are super thankful of u guys ahhh!
給大家看一下泥褲和巴褲動作測試的動畫
還有寶總監角色超猛的攻擊動作
希望能在下個月順利發行遊戲
如果賣得不錯我就要跟工程師和動畫師吵鬧
要他們加入一些北爛的功能
如果順利一定會加入大家喜歡的阿培當角色
還有阿培最愛的超巨大的獒犬帝肥(阿肥)當寵物
到時遊戲釋出了再跟大家說
曾經有些人一直看衰我看不起我
因為我不喜歡念書上課都在睡覺
我不是不會念書是我不想念而已
他們覺得我只會畫圖沒屁用以後會餓死
只有我阿嬤支持我常常跟一些牌友炫耀
說我孫子畫的好漂亮啊之類的
但大部分的人都覺得我以後會沒出息
我之前的工作遇過一個非常自以為是又自私又跩的同事
說很想要跟我一起做遊戲然後利率對半分
我那時就覺得這個人心機很重為何我要授權給妳
我知道她只是想要利用我的名氣有夠現實的
(還很跩說不做也沒差啊我不求妳我有收集其他作家的資料等等)
那個混蛋覺得自己很唱秋
其他人都是白癡都很笨她很看不起別人
她曾經跟我說現在的人基因越來越差所以智商都很低
每天上班一副我超屌不屑跟大家講話的樣子
那傢伙英文明明很爛還在那邊很囂張
說什麼她媽以前為了她還開英文補習班
說她去英國遊學九個禮拜很屌
說老闆覺得她英文很好(老闆是加拿大華人)
幹放屁 講話文法錯一大堆王八蛋
她還會嘲笑其他人英文很差很爛
說英文差的人沒資格升上更高的職位
說那個誰誰誰知道不是去英國唸書
怎麼打出這種爛英文啊之類的
那傢伙還會故意學外國人的噁或其他語助詞（例如好痛之類）
假裝自己是純正的在海外生活的華人
我覺得英文這種東西夠用就好
如果你的英文真的很強很屌
你他媽的就沒有必要像這樣炫耀或斥責別人
有一次我因為在工作上的事情很煩(上面的人一直塞東西給我)
我給我們CEO寫了一長篇全英文訊息抱怨和建議(關於工作)
然後我傳給她看她就閉嘴了(我很確定她沒看或是她用GOOGLE翻譯)
幹因為她根本看不懂全部的文章王八蛋
那人也看不起別人覺得自己很屌
一點都不會覺得不好意思
最糟糕的是她超討厭狗
她覺得狗很噁心很骯髒
她說她這輩子最討厭狗
在我的狗巴褲過世時她還對我說了超狠毒的話
我永遠不會忘記也永遠不會原諒她
老實說我一輩子沒看過這種爛貨
真的是我遇過人品最差最自私的垃圾
喔幹那傢伙曾經說要去歐洲工作等等
在那邊唱秋結果面試根本沒過
我小提琴老師也知道這個王八蛋
她說天啊這是世界上最爛的人類
真對不起打了這麼多狗屁
真是一打就停不下來真的很氣
希望大家支持我們即將上市的遊戲
我和我的歐洲同事們都超感謝你們
not shy not me意思 在 [閒聊] Kpop中那些讓人出戲的英文歌詞- 看板KoreaStar 的推薦與評價
就是因為我不懂韓文，
所以聽韓文歌時可以暫時擺脫語言束縛，享受語言以外的其他元素。
也不是認為自己英文有多好，所以只要不影響歌曲整體品質，
也不會計較一兩句文法錯誤或奇怪的含義。
但偶爾也會出現有讓人很出戲的英文詞句，讓人想裝作聽不到也不行。
5. T-ara <<No. 9>>
I'm addict, I'm addict, I'm addict (重複)
妳是想説I'm addicted吧。
就像前面說的，偶爾一兩次文法錯誤我也不會在意，
但一直重複n次，讓人不注意到也難。
4. Oh My Girl <<Nonstop>>
Hi hi weak body, like them burning and burn but... sh*t！！！
原本想説OMG也會罵髒話，看歌詞才知道原來是安靜的那個“Sh”(▔.▔)
3. Twice <<Likey>>
Me likey likey likey (重複n次)
小寶寶牙牙學語嗎，還以為來到幼幼台了。
2. Red Velvet <<Ice Cream Cake>>
Gimme that gimme that your lips
◢▆▅▄▃ 崩╰(〒皿〒)╯潰 ▃▄▅▆◣
大家都說最初和最後帶來的衝擊力最大，
所以最後的一念之差真的很煞風景耶，
明明這首恐怖、甜美、奇幻的元素拿捏的很剛好的。
有時候真搞不懂SM在想什麼。
直接用Gimme that gimme that ice cream來個完美的結尾不是很好嗎？
1. Super junior <<Mamacita>>
Just close your lips, shut your tongue
又是SM，總覺得不意外了呢。
EXO <<MAMA>>開場那段讓人匪夷所思的咒語我也姑且當作是咒語原諒你，
至少大哥團的killing part給我認真點啦。
男團能玩的概念不如女團多元所以我沒那麼常關注男團，
但shut your tongue真的讓我差點噴茶，所以對這首印象很深刻。
目前憑空想到的只有這些。
一定還有很多讓人尷尬癌發作的英文用法(＞▽＜。)
大家有沒有聽過讓人很出戲的英文歌詞？
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所以我不是説了嗎，只要不影響整體品質，偶爾的文法錯誤就算了，
但有些真的讓人出戲，例如邊耍帥邊説shut your tongue...
而且很多是連老外也不會用的XD
I'm an addict放在歌裡念起來沒那麼順，所以我擅自當形容詞了
但addict是可以當名詞沒錯
所以我才會找聽不懂的語言的歌來聽
對啊 嘟嘟嘟到底是什麼
好奇這是哪首XD 上面也有人提
我是懶得計較狀聲詞了XD
原來如此！謝謝指正 果然看ptt可以長知識
不説Bang bang我還真聯想不到槍聲
所以韓文的槍聲是嘟嘟？
目前只會承認Nonstop那個是我耳殘+不懂韓文XD
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